Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine
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What's next? A virtual partner at the other end? Virtual virtual sex? Well... maybe if it was J Lo. 
Here's another creepy thought. What if you find out that gorgeous 25 year old female at the other end is really a 95 year old man and a pervert to boot. Bleeeeeech?!
Here's another creepy thought. What if you find out that gorgeous 25 year old female at the other end is really a 95 year old man and a pervert to boot. Bleeeeeech?!
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If I recall correctly some "clever" folks were working on a "tele-dildonic" (yes that is what they were gong to call it) suit several years back.
In the story I read, circa late 90s early 2000s, you would put this suit on and power it up. Select the correct gender (probably of paramount importance, this part) and your preference and it would "do your thing". Perhaps there was even plans to make them networkable?
All I could think of was, first 'WHY?" and second, I hope its self cleaning, and of course thirdly what if the thing went berserk. Would it recognise a 'safety' word? Death by teledildonic suit is not my idea of a keen obit, but imagine the poor mortician trying to get the smile of the persons face.
Yes indeed first a screw suit and now a frenching machine, aint technology wonderfull! I'm holding out for 'Smell-o-Rama'. Wouldn't that bring a whole new reality to agricultural shows.
In the story I read, circa late 90s early 2000s, you would put this suit on and power it up. Select the correct gender (probably of paramount importance, this part) and your preference and it would "do your thing". Perhaps there was even plans to make them networkable?
All I could think of was, first 'WHY?" and second, I hope its self cleaning, and of course thirdly what if the thing went berserk. Would it recognise a 'safety' word? Death by teledildonic suit is not my idea of a keen obit, but imagine the poor mortician trying to get the smile of the persons face.
Yes indeed first a screw suit and now a frenching machine, aint technology wonderfull! I'm holding out for 'Smell-o-Rama'. Wouldn't that bring a whole new reality to agricultural shows.
Smell-o-rama's already been done:
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1296805/ntt-targets-your-nose-with-new-internet-comms-device
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1296805/ntt-targets-your-nose-with-new-internet-comms-device
I'm sure that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGMZTCfuYVk this could be modified to be less "medical"
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