Finally after months of seeing these complaints, I got the call tonight. I have loads of time tonight, so I'm going to screw with these guys (India).
First "Atam", who I suppose screwed up the spelling of his own name, told me he was from Windows Service Provider, etc.. I asked what my computer could possibly have to do with my windows, and I am in perfect health. I haven't had the flu or a cold in months. "No sir, your Windows on your computer, and your viruses on your computer, sir." After playing him for a while he transferred me to "Kevin Jones" who was going to tell me my secret and private license ID. When I told him that I my computer didn't have a license, there was a pause. I then asked for his phone number to call back. Laughter in the background.... Yes sir, 10971097. Hung up. Phone says I had them on for 7 minutes.
Call back two minutes later.
"Hello sir this is Peter, supervisor ....".
"Peter what is your last name and employee number?".
"No my name is Ben Peter, and there is not such thing for me to give you". "How do you link my computer with my phone number?"
"Sir, we are calling to help you with,..."
"Where are you calling from?"
"365 Don Valley Parkway"
I then explained to him that there are no buildings on the DVP, so after being pressed he gave me a phone number 647-754-10xx. Me: "Please hold while I verify your number".
Unfortunately he hung up and I was only able to waste another 3 minutes of his time. I figure, if I'm not busy, the longer I can string this guy along, the less likely he will be returning to "work" tomorrow, if his "sales" don't meet "quota".
I wish I had seen this earlier:
I asked how his family felt about him being a criminal. Do your kids like the fact you are a criminal? Does it make your parents proud? He hung up after a minute or so.
It would be fun to turn the tables on them. "You have been on this call long enough that I now have your IP address of your VOIP call. I will be in Calcutta next week, and I will be happy to detour my trip to visit your place of call, and I will pay the ISP to disconnect your employer if they do not give me your name and address of your family. It is only a matter of time before I should tell all the friends of your parents about how shamefully you disrespect your parents and your family. When I see you next week, how much money can you pay me to not tell me your parents and their friends?"