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post #1 of 250 (permalink) Old 2010-01-21, 01:09 PM Thread Starter
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

The name of the game is to say who said this very funny expression and to post a funny expression for the next poster.

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  • the characters name and the show
  • a funny line for the next person to answer.

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Please no commentary, to post you must answer exactly as above and move on. All expressions should be comedic lines from television shows.



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post #2 of 250 (permalink) Old 2010-01-21, 01:14 PM
 
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  • Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati


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"Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - not wag our genitals at one another to make a point. "

Ah, beat me by seconds......
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Post deleted. To play the game, you must answer the last quote posted. Its too late to post Arthur Carlson!

Since Eljay and thefly both posted during the same minute, we will leave both posts but Eljay may be disqualified because I believe that is from a movie

It must be an expression from televison.

anyway next one is:

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"Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - not wag our genitals at one another to make a point. "

re-using my first post as I lost out by mere seconds....
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Post deleted. To play the game, you must answer the last quote posted. Its too late to post Arthur Carlson!
Remember It must be an expression from televison.



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