LOL... I see your getting serious now. I almost put my Gateway and 2 portals up for sale yesterday. Horrible speeds all weekend and even today no higher than 3 mbps since 11am and only 37mbps at 5:45 am on my wonderful bb100. The only thing thats stopping me is that I'm worried about the speed sustainability on MTS also. However a steady dl of 8 or 9 mbps is better than what we're getting with Shaw nowadays. MTS would cost about $50 a month more but that would be with more HD channels that Shaw dosen't even have available. Let me know if you go with MTS.