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Walter Dnes · 2007-01-17, 07:05 PM

I bought a new car and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved just in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch...

Dang, I LOVE this car!..

Nuje · 2007-01-17, 09:16 PM

.....and then I was cut off by this couple in a huge SUV, and I yelled, "F***ing IDIOTS"....and immediately the Star-Spangled Banner started playing, sung by George W. Bush, with Ann Coulter singing backup alongside Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Brit Hume, with Karl Rove on the 12-gauge, Tony Snow playing the spoons, Donny Rumsfeld on the washboard, Chris Wallace on the jug, and of course, Bill O'Reilly playing the loofah.

Nope - even if you change the political affiliations, it's still not funny.

ilovemusic · 2007-01-22, 02:34 PM

..... and then I was cut off by some drunk driver, I slammed on the breaks, took a deep breath, reaching for my water bottle saying outloud "I need refreshments"! just then my car radio blurted out the song "Everybody knows the world is full of stupid people":-))

2007-01-17, 07:05 PM	#1
Walter Dnes Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vaughan, Ontario (near Dufferin and Steeles) Posts: 1,894	Redneck buys a car with voice-controlled radio I bought a new car and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved just in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch... Dang, I LOVE this car!..

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2007-01-17, 09:16 PM	#2
Nuje Veteran Join Date: May 2002 Location: A charted un-desert isle Posts: 2,465	.....and then I was cut off by this couple in a huge SUV, and I yelled, "F***ing IDIOTS"....and immediately the Star-Spangled Banner started playing, sung by George W. Bush, with Ann Coulter singing backup alongside Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Brit Hume, with Karl Rove on the 12-gauge, Tony Snow playing the spoons, Donny Rumsfeld on the washboard, Chris Wallace on the jug, and of course, Bill O'Reilly playing the loofah. Nope - even if you change the political affiliations, it's still not funny.

2007-01-22, 02:34 PM	#3
ilovemusic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Peterborough Ontario Posts: 1,764	..... and then I was cut off by some drunk driver, I slammed on the breaks, took a deep breath, reaching for my water bottle saying outloud "I need refreshments"! just then my car radio blurted out the song "Everybody knows the world is full of stupid people":-))