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ilovemusic · 2006-10-22, 07:55 AM

THE ANNIVERSARY FAIRY

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said

the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

"Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bas****s should remember that fairies are female.

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johnp'in'bc · 2006-10-22, 08:53 AM

Good one!!

otown47 · 2006-10-22, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemusic

.....fairies are female.

Oh really......

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ilovemusic · 2006-10-22, 12:04 PM

Hahahahaha! Good one LOL

2006-10-22, 07:55 AM	#1
ilovemusic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Peterborough Ontario Posts: 1,764	The Anniversary Fairy THE ANNIVERSARY FAIRY A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - The husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bas****s should remember that fairies are female. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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2006-10-22, 08:53 AM	#2
johnp'in'bc Veteran Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Burnaby, BC. Posts: 1,527	Good one!!

2006-10-22, 12:04 PM	#4
ilovemusic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Peterborough Ontario Posts: 1,764	Hahahahaha! Good one LOL