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harmer · 2004-05-29, 06:52 AM

Two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One of the Ladies Pulled Out A Condom, Cut Off The End, Put It Over Her Cigarette, And Continued Smoking.
Lady 1:What's That?
Lady 2: A Condom. This Way My Cigarette Doesn't Get Wet.
Lady 1: Where Did You Get It?
Lady 2: You Can Get Them At Any Drugstore.
The Next Day, Lady 1 Hobbles Herself Into The Local Drugstore And Announces To The Pharmacist That She Wants A Box Of Condoms. The Guy, Obviously Embarrassed, Looks At Her Kind Of Strangely (She Is, After All, Over 80 Years Of Age), But Very Delicately Asks What Brand She Prefers.
"Doesn't Matter,Son,As Long As It Fits A Camel.
"The Pharmacist Fainted.

57 · 2004-05-29, 10:33 AM

Note to self: harmer must be getting a little old himself... :wink:

http://www.digitalhomecanada.com/for...pic.php?t=6142

harmer · 2004-05-29, 11:14 AM

Once my memory is completely gone I will only need one joke. :wink:

57 · 2004-05-29, 11:42 AM

And if you're really lucky, you'll end up like this guy... :lol:

Mole · 2004-05-29, 02:03 PM

A repeat Harmer is still better than most jokes I see in a day. Don't ever stop man. :lol:

2004-05-29, 06:52 AM	#1
harmer Veteran Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aurora, ON Posts: 1,989	Two Old Ladies Two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One of the Ladies Pulled Out A Condom, Cut Off The End, Put It Over Her Cigarette, And Continued Smoking. Lady 1:What's That? Lady 2: A Condom. This Way My Cigarette Doesn't Get Wet. Lady 1: Where Did You Get It? Lady 2: You Can Get Them At Any Drugstore. The Next Day, Lady 1 Hobbles Herself Into The Local Drugstore And Announces To The Pharmacist That She Wants A Box Of Condoms. The Guy, Obviously Embarrassed, Looks At Her Kind Of Strangely (She Is, After All, Over 80 Years Of Age), But Very Delicately Asks What Brand She Prefers. "Doesn't Matter,Son,As Long As It Fits A Camel. "The Pharmacist Fainted. __________________ It doesn't matter if your glass is half empty or half full. Drink up and get a refill!

2004-05-29, 10:33 AM	#2
57 Moderator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Rogers, 8300HD, eHDD, Panasonic TCP65S1, Denon AVR4310Ci; 8300HD, eHDD & Sony KDL40W3000 Posts: 50,300	Note to self: harmer must be getting a little old himself... :wink: http://www.digitalhomecanada.com/for...pic.php?t=6142 __________________ 57's Home Theatre (Latest equipment & photos) 57's Optimization Services (Home Theatre Optimization)

2004-05-29, 11:14 AM	#3
harmer Veteran Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aurora, ON Posts: 1,989	Once my memory is completely gone I will only need one joke. :wink: __________________ It doesn't matter if your glass is half empty or half full. Drink up and get a refill!

2004-05-29, 11:42 AM	#4
57 Moderator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Rogers, 8300HD, eHDD, Panasonic TCP65S1, Denon AVR4310Ci; 8300HD, eHDD & Sony KDL40W3000 Posts: 50,300	And if you're really lucky, you'll end up like this guy... :lol: __________________ 57's Home Theatre (Latest equipment & photos) 57's Optimization Services (Home Theatre Optimization)

2004-05-29, 02:03 PM	#5
Mole Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,246	A repeat Harmer is still better than most jokes I see in a day. Don't ever stop man. :lol: __________________ "I've sworn off agnosticism, which I now call cowardly atheism" James Cameron

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