: Bubba 'n Cooter, Engineers

2007-10-01, 09:29 PM
Bubba 'n Cooter, Engineers
Bubba and Cooter were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a

The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down; then she retrieved a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and
walked away.

Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blonde? We asks for the height and she gives us the length !"

Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New