Eager to preserve the English language against a rising tide of nonsense, we asked readers to compose a piece of prose crammed with as many infuriating phrases as possible. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/portal/2007/06/14/nosplit/ftannoy114.xml)

This is, like, defently funny, but its prolly cuz they had to much stuff on there plate's that they din't include "living, breathing document"...

Funny stuff but I get it daily in my inbox. Amazingly nobody used "on the same page".