Three of my favourite scenes from "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles":
(1) When John Candy leaves the bathroom in a terrible mess and Steve Martin is left with a just small facecloth to dry himself.
(2) The weird guy that arrives in a pickup truck with his wife and orders her to load John Candy's luggage into the bed of the truck. When Candy tries to intervene, the guy says that she's really strong and her last baby "came out sideways." Candy replies, "What a trooper!"
(3) As mentioned early at the beginning of this thread: When Steve Martin lets loose with ten or more "f---ings" directed at the car rental lady and she chastises him for using foul language and then asks him if he still has his rental ticket. He says that he has thrown it away and she replies, "Uh oh!"
Steve Martin then asks, "Uh oh, what?"
The prim and proper lady replies "Uh oh, You're F---ed!"

"Yonda lies da castle of my fodda." supposedly spoken by Tony Curtis in his thick Bronx accent in "The Black Shield of Falworth." One film critic says this is not true but was the invention of an impressionist.
It's also disputed that Cary Grant said, in his distinctive voice, "Judy, Judy, Judy" in any of his films but was included in most impressionists' routines when imitating Cary Grant.

Aliens: Sigourney Weaver as Ripley: Get away from her you Bit*h!
(as she battles in to save her good-as-adopted daughter Newt). That one always makes me jump up and say "yeah! Kick some Alien a**" (or at least want to ;)).

My all time favorite:

"Your going to need a bigger boat!"

You all know the movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OnaZ8r3p8g

"Jesus H Christ, we must be a mile from the sun!"

Volunteers , with Tom Hanks and John Candy.

Dave Bowman - Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL - I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Vizzini 'Inconceivable!' (numerous occasions)

[as Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger]
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

The Princess Bride

Wake up! Time to die.


Leon Kowalski, Bladerunner

"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? ...

Any guesses? :cool:

"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? ...

Any guesses? :cool:

Back To The Future.

B2TF 1?

I just watched Jaws on HD the other day.

After seeing "Jaws" make an appearance behind him:

"You need a bigger boat"...

Classic!:D

Name that movie and who said it:

"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride."

Here's another hint:

"I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!"

These are very easy to find simply by googling the quote.

Ya..that's too easy.

"We don't cotton to strangers 'round here!" spoken by numerous crooked sheriffs, evil land-barons, and slimy saloon owners in many, many B Pictures and Westerns when the hero of the movie starts asking sensitive questions about the mysterious deaths of some "sod-busters" and "nesters."

"It sure ain't from around here!" usually uttered by some member of the posse that's tracking a monster, an alien, or a genetic mutant etc. when examining the unusual footprints left by the creature or the gory remains of its many victims. A classic line from numerous low budget Sci-fi and B Picture horror movies.

"I'll shove that bat up your *ss and turn you into a popsicle." - Ajax (The Warriors)

It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

When questioned about how fair the trial is going to be for someone suspected of a capital offence, in many Western movies, the sheriff would reply, "We always give suspects a fair trial before we hang 'em!"

[to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel]
Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.