: Monkey business.


eljay
2009-12-01, 03:45 PM
She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress – sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit they passed in front of a large silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the sight of the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny and he suggested that his wife tease the poor gorilla some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla became even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Going further, the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. The gorilla literally "went ape" and started doing flips.

The husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now, tell him that you have a headache!"

hugh
2009-12-01, 03:52 PM
Cute. Reminds me of a classic routine with Robin Williams and a silver backed female gorilla!