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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 2016-12-18, 10:24 AM Thread Starter
 
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Jokes Thread

Could find a recent Jokes thread here. So I thought, "Why not start one?"

Let me post the first one.

A man went to a doctor having a problem that his legs turns to blue. The doctor gave him some medicine.

A week later he came back with no improvement. Then the doctor changed the medicines.

Another week later, the doctor decided to cut off his legs so that his rest of the body remain safe.

But this time his bandages turns into blue. And then Doctor said him "It's because of your jeans".
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 2017-01-06, 10:45 PM
 
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Honestly, I don't understand what you are trying to say. Do you think it is a joke? I think 99% people will say it is nothing but waste of 2 minutes.
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 2017-01-07, 10:16 AM
 
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I thought it was pretty funny.

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 2017-02-05, 09:57 AM Thread Starter
 
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Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! And what does the sheep give you?
Kids: Mutton!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 2017-02-17, 10:46 AM
 
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Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 2017-06-30, 03:18 PM
 
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night,

Or "foreplay" as the missus likes to call it
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 2017-07-18, 11:30 AM
 
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Heh...I gawt one! XB

You know the definition of a windjammer? XB

It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd! XD LOL
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